{"product_id":"random-acts-of-new-year","title":"Random Acts of New Year (Print Book)","description":"\u003cp\u003eNew Year’s Eve. Times Square. I booked the room over a year ago, with the view of the ball dropping. I’ll propose to Charlotte and drop to my knee at the stroke of midnight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAt least, that’s the plan.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBut nothing in my life ever goes as planned. Between a last-minute gig that takes me away from her, a blast-from-the-past boyfriend of Charlotte’s, and the resurrection of Esme the blow-up doll, I have to fight for my right —\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTo make her my wife.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCharlotte. Not Esme. Because that’s just gross, man. What’s wrong with you?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eLiam is finally ready to pop the question to Charlotte after years together, but a last-minute gig and a heaping dose of fate in the form of Darla makes the road to marriage a little bumpier than expected.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the Random series, where people propose to chickens, snakes fall in love with blow-up dolls, cell phones become medical devices, and love conquers all, in tune and with three-part harmony.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Prosaic Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43120743579747,"sku":"","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/5629\/1939\/files\/randomnewyear.webp?v=1737688863","url":"https:\/\/jkentauthor.myshopify.com\/products\/random-acts-of-new-year","provider":"JKent Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}